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12 Ways To Include Nudity At Your Party

Almost every party I’ve ever been to could have been made better if someone was naked. Think about it, the best and most hilarious stories always involve freeing some skin. "Someone took off their clothes, and danced a bit" is a far superior story to "someone danced a bit". For your pleasure I’ve created a list of ways you could increase the skin content and squeal factor at a hen’s night/weekend if you’re feeling a bit frisky and risqué.

3 ladies in a Sauna

For each activity, I’ve listed a likely target audience, specified how many shwing-shwongs(🍆) and bajingos(💋) you’ll likely see, and the probability/volume of screams or squeals you’ll hear by the end of the activity (out of five stars). Of course, I always recommend coming up with your own nudity inclusive party events, this is just inspiration.

1. Man-Candy Strippers

Audience: Straight ladies, gay men and open minded people of all persuasions

Nudity: 🍆🍆🍆+

Squeal factor: 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

Guys taking their shirts (and pants) off is the archetypal event at any bachelorette party. Remember Danny Devito on Friends getting his kit off for Phoebe? I love their toned bods (which Danny Devito obviously lacks), their sexy dance moves and their flagrant thrusting. I’m not the only one who loves this, there is always much hollering and hooting.

I have heard a single horror story (genital crab to the eye causing conjunctivitis on the wedding day (…No really. True Story), but mostly I just hear about toned and delicious young guys rocking their toned and delicious young bodies. So, take your safety glasses, gather your man-loving friends and go enjoy some gyrating man-junk.

2. Lady-love stripper

Audience: Gay ladies, straight men and open minded people of all persuasions

Nudity: 💋 💋 💋 +

Squeal factor: 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

For my dirty thirty, my sister-in-law, her girlfriend, my fiancé and I all enjoyed a few lap dances at a quality establishment in Fyshwick. I quite like the naked ladies, my fiancé was (very) happy to join me and his sister and her girlfriend were only too happy to oblige my hedonism. I liked that nudity or being scantily clad was just a regular thing. My sister-in-law got a hilarious and very flexible lap dance from an acrobat, to which she responded ‘I didn’t know what to do with her vagina in my face…’. Hilarious. On the down side, you’ll likely be hit on by drunk dudes who want a free lap dance, so maybe have a self defence class with Synergy Self Defence first.

3. Life drawing classes

Audience: Arty types, those wishing they were more arty, and those who just like naked people.

Nudity: OR 💋

Squeal factor 🌟

Drawing is not my forte which is why I’m in IT for a living. Seriously, drawing a hunk is Hard, with a capital erection, I mean ‘H’. But there are those out there who are much more talented than I who could definitely capture the essence of a naked hottie. And if you’re into the ladies, drawing boobs upside down is tricky too.

4. Public bathing and sweating

Audience: International travellers and bikram yoga enthusiasts

Nudity: 💋 💋 💋 +

Squeal factor: 🌟

A Turkish bath, Moroccan Hammam, Japanese Sento or Onsen, or a Finnish sauna is a more relaxed and communal naked get-together. These countries and peoples have all got it going on when it comes to getting nakies with the community and sweating out your demons. Normally some type of rub down or master exfoliation is included. Difficult to find in Canberra unless you have a friend called Lumi who works at the Finnish embassy, or so rumour says. Otherwise Sydney has a few options.

5. Old school skinny dipping

Audience: Those with an inner child

Nudity: 💋 💋 💋 +

Squeal factor: 🌟 🌟 (depending on the weather, location and time of day).

In no way am I recommending public swimming pools, because lets face it, some people dont like exhibitionism as much as we do, but there are plenty of places for secluded skinny dipping in the berra. You just have to know where to look. But maybe if you’re having a party in summer and someone has a backyard pool at their place, have a few drinks*, get your kit off and go for a dip. Team nudity!

*Swimming and drinking alcoholic beverages are not recommended together. But if you’ve convinced the hottie from next door to be your topless life guard, well then…

6. Topless waiters

Audience: Classier (and hungrier) ladies

Nudity: No chance of seeing anyone’s junk

Squeal factor: 🌟 🌟

Topless waiters usually come with hors d’oeuvres and cocktails. And really, does it get any better than food, drinks and firm bodies? So if you’re keen to see sexy men, but really don’t want the tawdriness of thrusting and actual man junk, this is definitely a great thing.

7. Day-trip to the local naturist retreat or nudist beach

Audience: Relaxed people looking for an all over tan

Nudity: 🍆🍆🍆+ AND 💋 💋 💋 +

Squeal factor: 100% tame considering everyone is nude.

Most naturist retreats and nudist beaches are populated by people really just wanting to kick back and relax with their kit off. It’s not about showing off or picking up, but about embracing nature in a really natural way. If you’re looking for something risqué, this really isn’t the place. If you’re looking for a relaxing, sans clothes daytrip, this is for you.

8. Special art exhibition

Audience: Mostly the media

Nudity: 🍆🍆🍆+ AND 💋 💋 💋 +

Squeal factor: 0 - Noise tends to be frowned upon in a gallery

Maybe it’s James Turrell or maybe it’s Spencer Tunick, maybe it’s some other artist who likes it when people nude up and view their work. Either way, it seems that enjoying art and being naked go hand in (naked) hand. Events like these don’t come along every day, but imagine memorialising your bachelorette party by being part of something epic like this.

9. Santa speedo shuffle

Audience: Athletic types looking to make a difference to the world.

Nudity: Some scantily clad santas, but no actual ding dongs or vajayjays.

Squeal factor: 0, mostly just hard work and running.

Let’s face it, Cystic Fibrosis sucks. Why not doff your pants, don a Santa hat and help raise money for a worthy cause? Enough said.

10. Sex toy party

Audience: Open minded gals

Nudity: Unlikely to be immediate nudity, but may inspire future nudity

Squeal factor: 🌟 🌟 🌟

A well dressed woman with a discreet suitcase will come to you and show you her wares. She’ll tell you what’s great and why and how to use it. The benefit is that you don’t have to drive to Fyshwick and anything you order will be delivered to your house. Can I highly recommend the expensive lubricant? That stuff is worth it’s weight in gold!

11. Tantric sex lessons (or other public lectures on sexy times)

Audience: Anyone looking for extra skills to increase their pleasure, and the pleasure of others

Nudity: 0

Squeal factor: 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

When someone tells me they can make my sex life better, I am all ears (and all other body parts). Honestly, life is too short to not investigate every nook and cranny when comes to the boudoir (or other preferred destination for sexy times). Again, this doesn’t come along every weekend, so advance or impromptu party planning may be in order. Maybe try the Australian School of Tantra.

12. Strip poker

Audience: Boys, girls, mums, aunts, close friends, old friends, new friends

Nudity: Depends how good you are at poker and who you invited.

Squeal factor: 🌟 🌟. I’ve only played a few times and mostly it’s about the card game, but drinking is usually involved, so…maybe 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 .

Imagine sitting down to a pre-wedding dinner with a few of your close friends and possibly their partners. Everyone has had a few drinks already when someone finds a deck of cards on the bookshelf. Whether you end up playing strip poker or some kind of drinking game like Kings (with the nudity rules), this is a fun way to disrobe.

Maybe your mate Erin ends up playing without pants or panties, maybe Belinda ends up wearing four pairs of shoes, maybe Chloe is preserving her modesty with a cushion. It’s fun, it’s sexy, it’s often nudity inducing but requires a little planning. Specifically a deck of cards, alcohol or a healthy dollop of ‘I’m game’, and probably somewhere close by in case you need to sleep it off, or ’sleep’ with someone immediately after. Can be played with or without male friends.

For all things naughty and nudie have a look at Party In Canberra's Strippers, Lingerie and Sexy Things page.

Embrace your gorgeous body, or someone else's.

Xo Jess

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